paris

The act of avoiding a social gathering at the very last second by announcing a poor excuse such as: "I have to go to work"or "I'm getting my passport photo taken".
The phrase may be used in a humorous manner when you cannot attend an event and have a legitimate reason.

Sorry mate, im going to have to pull a paris on you.

by reezyoneezy June 06, 2010

Paris

the capital of:

1) France
2) french fries eater pidgeons
3) cheese
4) art and culture
5) beautiful girls and french kiss

Also known as a city where people have never seen a bathroom (jealous bullshit) and are very rude (have you heard about the jealous bullshit thing?)

guy: have you ever thought about engagement?

girlfriend: no, never... but you'll propose in Paris on a snowy night in front of the Eiffel Tower with red roses and champagne and caviar and then we'll go to a four stars hotel and...

guy: *sigh*

by just26 April 02, 2008

paris

1.)a nasty trashy rich girl with the morals of a ally cat who does not know what walmart is. 2.)a city in france where people are suck up yet they are totaly rank. 3.) the name of a scandalous flip.

that girl paris is a stright up flip.
The france is the funkyest city and were not talking hip hop.

by kelly robinson April 05, 2004

Pary

Like a party, but gingers aren't allowed.

Hey let's have a pary! I hate gingers so much.

by No more gingers December 07, 2012

paris

a lesbian girl who is turned on all day

wow last night was fun paris

by lil bishhhh December 11, 2017

pari

pari means a person who is interlectually challenged (i.e. BIMBO, or AIR HEAD)

That blonde is a pari!

by Nikz May 17, 2004

paris

Place visited by wannabe writer/cooker american women to have sex with the most strange people because TV and books says it is romantic.

Girl: I want go Paris to find love and inspiration to my book. I am so arrogant that nobody from latin america wants to fuck me here in Florida. I only can have americanized stupid ones.
Boy: Paris is a cliché. You are so creative. I can't wait to read your book.

by Michael123456 May 28, 2008