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Pandork

"People who were so moved by seeing Avatar that they become depressed and spend all their free time moping on forums about how Pandora isn't a real planet."
"Dave is such a pandork that he spends all his time on www.avatar-forums.com writing essays about what he would take with him if he could live on Pandora for a year."

"Did you see that CNN newspiece on the people that are depressed that Pandora isn't a real place?? What a bunch of fucking pandorks."
by Hail Cesar!! January 14, 2010
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Pandoragasm

When pandora plays so many amazing songs in a row that you feel an orgasm coming on.
While listening to 90s pop radio I had a pandoragasm.
by Kquerry September 11, 2013
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Pandora

A Pandora is a codename given to husky german men whose pastimes include shootin bare jews and listenin to david hasselhoff because he is german. Their favourite sentence to use is ''deine mutter liebe meine Hosenschlange'' which in other words means ''your mother likes my trouser snake'' because it is known fact that all Pandoras have huge ''Hosenschlange's''.
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by Chris Peecock May 1, 2009
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pandoras box

a shit stirring person who works in a pub and who tells lies about people to get them barred , but in the process looses lots of punters and the place goes to ruin , they put themself out of a job , and also loose their friend and employer his life savings and drive him into deep deepresion .
trouble maker, who shoots themself in the foot. like pressing the button for nuclear war , something once open will blow up in your face that is the meaning of pandoras box .
by locks heath renegade master October 24, 2010
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pandoo

The act of female masturbation that includes pushing shit into the vagina
Man that scrap porn had a lot of pandoo. It gave me an odd boner!
by ifuckinanimiteobjects March 11, 2016
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Pandora-ing

The act of using the website Pandora. When someone uses the website Pandora a lot. The act of constantly using the website Pandora.
What have you been doing?

Not too much just Pandora-ing at work.
by goldfish-emdaw June 23, 2010
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Pandora'd

When a person sleeps with you because they can't access the person they really want to be with, and you possess similar features or traits.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
"I thought he liked me but I was totally Pandora'd! He got back with his girlfriend who looks like me, has a Jack Russell like mine, and whose favorite band is also LCD Soundsystem."
by Mindyspark March 25, 2011
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