analysis

How your boss decides important things:
As explained by Scott Adams, analysis comes from the root word ANAL and the greek word YSIS, meaning "to pull numbers from."

"I'll do an ANALYSIS and determine your next raise."

by weregopher May 13, 2005

sexual paralysis

n -The submissive action of surrendering to a sexual advance by exhibiting an enjoyable paralysis-like or trancive state of concentration and obedience.

This state of being can be experienced in a contemplative silence or minute verbal expressions of delight ranging from quiet moans to verbal acknowledgments directed towards the aggressor's inquiries/commands.

The warm wave of sexual paralysis engulfed her body as she quietly complied to him softly whispering, "...now be a good girl and spread your legs."

by Geotis August 23, 2011

panelysis

Discussion of political events by a panel of TV pundits.

"I'm so tired of hearing David Gergen, Gloria Borger and those other idiots speculate about Obama's cabinet nominees."
"Dude, change the channel if you can't take the panelysis."

by Terry McManus April 2, 2009

Pavement Paralysis

The inability to walk along the street without prevention

By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!

by Littlespud October 6, 2011

Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.

I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.

by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015

music paralysis

when you're so overwhelmed by great music that you feel paralyzed - a music "coma"

music paralysis Miles Davis, Pink Floyd, J Dilla, Flying Lotus, Gallant

by isabae July 11, 2015

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016