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Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...
by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010
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patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times
i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!
by hmcj December 15, 2011
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patronize

A word no one understands because it's always used out of context.
1: Hey! Want to go to the movies later on?
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!
by Sarah April 29, 2004
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Pardon Me

Popular song by the band Incubus. Released on the 1998 album Make Yourself.
"Pardon me while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games..."
by pfunk227 December 2, 2004
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Patron strain of the Mexican flu

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
by The Silly Human February 22, 2011
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Patronuphobia

A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.
Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?

Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.
by Cephklok June 11, 2011
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