polesmoker

One who sucks the baloney pony - aka chows wang, gives head, polishes helmet, etc.

You are a fucking polesmoker!

by Polesmokurr August 12, 2003

Polet

Just like her name her appearance is very sexy and unique. She is VERY beautiful also has the nicest body a guy can ask for and lady's without a doubt wish they had her NATURAL physique. She definitely makes heads turn which gives her bf another reason to keep his arm around her (other than because he wants to) Is a very funny and reserved girl, not to mention very fine. Looks serious and unapproachable most of the time. Doesn't smile much except with friends or boyfriend but when she does it lights up the room! (As long as she doesn't have braces!)Not too friendly with strangers but once acquainted is moderately friendly. Polet is very trustworthy, loyal, noble, and hardworking. Very reasonable thinks things through and almost never reacts with emotion. Clingy with her boyfriend more often than not and can rarely be a bit stubborn. Not only gets things done when she says she's going to something but does it fast and well. Never complaints, is VERY strong mentally and gets phased by almost nothing an excellent driver has a lot of potential academically, not always uses her intelligence to her full potential because she's usually distracted or just not focusing. But don't underestimate her intellect! Is a good multi tasker. Hates it when people raise their voice at her. Is a big dog loverUsually a smart mouthPolet overall is an awesome strong person and anyone who is compatible with herbis very lucky to have a person like her in their life.

Hey Eddie did u see that fine girl that just passed?
Nah man
Why not?
Ain't nobody better than my girl man, she's a Polet

by EddieGuaps April 19, 2017

pole vault

1. A track and field event where one uses a fiberglass pole, momentum, strength, and technique in order to get over a crossbar{i.e. bar} at a certain height. One runs down a pole vault runway, plants the pole into the box while jumping off at the same time or a little earlier, goes into the air, inverts {or, flips upside-down}, and goes over the cross bar, and lands on the mat.

Note: If someone says the reason they do it is for the "hot chicks" {or something to that extent}, or one of the first things they say about it is they mention the hot girls, they aren't true pole vaulters.

I pole vault.

by birdi_gurlie February 22, 2009

Ski Pole Party

Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.

I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.

by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011

ALASKAN POLELINER

THE ALASKAN POLELINER IS A SEX MOVE USED BY THE INUIT ESKIMO, WHEN THEY TAKE A NICE SIZED TERD AND PLACE IT OUTSIDE THEIR IGLOO AND FREEZ IT UP SOLID THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE AND DILDO THEIR OLD LADYS WITH IT

IT WAS EXTRA COLD LAST NIGHT SO ME AND SALLY DID THE ALASKAN POLELINER

by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

pole position

The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.

(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!

(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.

by Jimmny Crickett November 6, 2006

shout pole

(n.) an Alternian slang term for an exclamation point.

Bob: Shout pole!
Alice: ?
Johannes: SHUT THE F*CK UP!

by secondtimethesecond November 11, 2010