Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
by Zarvensha November 10, 2008
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Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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origin- a play on words of Munchausen by Proxy
origin- a play on words of Munchausen by Proxy
friend 1: Hey man, did you score last night?
friend 2: Not even close. I ended going back to my place solo for a little Boxmunchin' by Proxy.
friend 2: Not even close. I ended going back to my place solo for a little Boxmunchin' by Proxy.
by Si-Tu July 9, 2010
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Get the proxy bitch mug.Someone who choses to be offended on behalf of someone else or a group. By assuming that they (the person or group) will be offended and responding in a virtues manner. By either silencing the other by calling them disrespectful or by blatantly denying factual information.
This is part of a tactic called Virtue Signalling often used by Libtards.
Usually in response to a statement or joke about the other person or group. In most cases the offended person is not related to the group he is offended for.
This is part of a tactic called Virtue Signalling often used by Libtards.
Usually in response to a statement or joke about the other person or group. In most cases the offended person is not related to the group he is offended for.
1: *tells a joke about women's rights*
2: OMG, how can you say that! You must be a sexist pig!
1: Are you offended by proxy?
2: OMG, how can you say that! You must be a sexist pig!
1: Are you offended by proxy?
by Knaapman February 26, 2019
Get the Offended by proxy mug.When a blowjob has just occured and the blower french kisses
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.
Bob: "Sally and I were at the pool when she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime! I blew a load that would choke a horse just as her husband walked outside. I dove in the pool pulling my suit up as she slide her tounge down his throat."
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"
by jsd9632 February 17, 2012
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