I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.
by zaea January 22, 2013
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The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
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1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
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Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.
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Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
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