A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006
Get the pretzel fartmug. When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.
by Pritt May 18, 2013
Get the Dutch Pretzelmug. An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
by Phat Willy and K-Money May 6, 2011
Get the Wetzels Pretzelmug. by xero347 February 1, 2009
Get the Chocolate Pretzelmug. 1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.
by RichBee September 22, 2009
Get the fag pretzelmug. Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick
by bigsam6996 June 16, 2019
Get the Pretzel 69mug. When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind
by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014
Get the guantanamo pretzelmug.