Plant shit

1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.

2. Any drug derived from plants.

3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).

Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).

Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !

Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).

--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006

~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD

~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.

by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

Plant

1. A male or female that does not have sexual ambitions. 2. The person standing at the corner of a bar not socializing. 3. Asexual

That fool over dar doesn't hit on da bitchez, he hasn't had a piece in years. He's a plant.

by no dozin August 29, 2010

watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008

Plant Fucker

Is an abstract term for a vegetarian who also dabbles in the hipster subculture.

Person 1: I'm sick of JoJo always saying people always eat his lame vegetarian pizza first and the ones with meat never get touched.
Person 2: Totally dude, he is a proper Plant Fucker.

by Gringoesai September 19, 2016

face plant

falling on your face in a humurous fashion; the act of planting your face on the ground

As she rolled on the floor laughing while watching that dude whose pants fall off when he dives over the fence while he is playing baseball and falls on his face on America's Funniest Videos Jenn said, "I sure do love a good face plant!"

by HennyPenny415 December 3, 2007

plant brown carrots

Funny way to describe bowel movements.

About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.

by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

planting the bomb

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.

"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"

by mysize180 June 3, 2016