planking

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.

YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.

by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013

plankdriving

When someone wins a competition or sporting event in a very convincing fashion it can be described as a "Plankdriving"
The term is derived from its norwegian translation of "plankekjøring"

Did you see that soccer match yesterday? It was a total plankdriving

by f1Freed May 14, 2021

Planktussy

Plankton pussy

I don't even know where people would find this useful

Planktussy

by James McGill July 5, 2022

duckin planks

One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).

1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.

"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."

"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."

"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"

by skanketeer March 14, 2009

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.

April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank

by Process idiot November 21, 2022

planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016