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English Please

A smart-alec remark made by one who is very witty. Used to tell the other person to dumb down the vocabulary. Usually precedes a sentence containing difficult vocabulary.
Mrs. Teacher: In Biology today, we will be learning about transport within a cell membrane, where different types include active and passive transport. Diffusion...... osmosis....... phospholipid bilayer.....
Student: English please!
Mrs. Teacher: We're learning how cells move stuff around.
by asdfmaw May 14, 2014
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Please don't die

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.
I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.
by Totes Wild July 14, 2014
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Pled

For a male to inadvertently rub his balls against another male.
"As I was bending over to take my shot on the pool table, that guy who walked past pled me"
by Doveston April 2, 2009
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please

Hand me those cookies, please.
by quickstop17 November 14, 2006
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Pleasure Handkerchief

Oh God! Look at that pleasure handkerchief!I'm gonna buy it
by hsktr August 14, 2010
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nigger please

when a black person who is talking complete bull shit to you
black person : yo cracker i just got a job

white person : nigger please
by mike g kid January 18, 2007
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Please say a command

The ever so annoying and pointless feature on an LG phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during class, gatherings). Apparently it is telling you to speak a person's name so you can call them without pressing any buttons, but I don't think I have ever seen anyone use this feature.
Woman's voice: "Please say a command" *BEEP*
by ItsBeenReal April 28, 2009
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