Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...

"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."

by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

Plastic Christians

Christianity not-indeed: People who wrap themselves in the cloak of Christianity while their actions are totally hypocritical in context of the faith they espouse. Ussally uppity Liberals that feel guilty about the world in general and feel obligated to make things better while only making total asses of themselves and making real Christians look bad.

These plastic christians are really beginning to annoying me.

by Goloka October 16, 2008

plastic

someone who is fake or has a false type of character.

She acts so plastic when she's around us.

by Sauni September 28, 2004

plastic

A credit card.

I borrowed my dad's plastic and bought an aircraft carrier on eBay.

by Aunt_Jemima October 22, 2003

plastic brain scar

Person who pretends to be high on (fill in blank).

he/she is a plastic brain scar

by Bobo88 February 1, 2007

Plastic Maiden

Gayest Canoe ever. also known as Plastic Dildo. Usually occupied by kids of homosexual orientation. named plastic maiden to cover up homosexuality.

The Plastic Maiden, one of the canoes that traveled with the Iron Lung, was to girly to paddle across the road and get in the newspaper

by Isaac D Wilkins April 23, 2007

plastic money

Another name for a credit card or debit card.

Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.

by BornBlitzed September 14, 2010