Peif

a queef whilst urinating

i peifed as a peed the other day n it was funny though disgusting

by bksoldier April 1, 2010

pilf

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

by deanwermer February 2, 2008

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 3, 2005

pilf

Pilot I'd like to fuck. You know you've seen them wandering the airports... probably drunk. And you want to jump their bones.

"Whoa! Did you see our pilot? He's a PILF!"

by Rainbabyroo December 7, 2006

PILF

Papa I'd like to fuck

Holy smokes, were you over at Sally's yesterday? Man she has got one hell of a PILF for a father!!

by fu sha sha October 16, 2008

PELFER

(pel-fur) verb. to pelfer

1. To give or ask for direction. 2. An aggressive fingerblast

1.The mailman was nice enough to pelfer me. 2.See that hot chick on the dance floor over there, i'm goin pelfer the shit out of her later.

by pelfer1 April 9, 2013

PILF

PILF: (n) Acronym referring to a "Philosopher I'd like to fuck."

Usage:

Me: Dude, Wittgenstein is a total PILF!
also Me: Yeah, good thing reading Wittgenstein is a total mind-fuck.

by causasuigeneris May 12, 2013