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Orlando Bloom

The act of Italian Handing, then proceeding to insert up sphincter. After insertion, the hand must be opened up or spread wide. Much like a flower, highfive, or in-side out umbrella.
"It was a good night, until she gave me a quick Orlando Bloom"
by Honanana July 11, 2018
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Orlando

Act of being toxic to people by saying weird stuff
Hey,you know that guy always orlandos
by YaBoiDC/DS April 22, 2019
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orlando bloom

the hottest guy on the planet, curly hair, deep brown eyez, and the cutest little dimple/cleft thingy ever!!
by kla March 18, 2005
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Orlando

(n) Slang term for an orgasm.

Etymology: Orgasm --> O-Town --> Orlando
The following examples take place post coitus:

Conversation 1:

JIM (with satisfied grin): "So, how was Orlando?"
JILL (dazed expression): "Phenomenal."

Conversation 2:

JIM (with look of remorse): "Sorry I wasn't able to take you to Orlando with me tonight."
JILL (disappointed): "Its fine, next time I might need a longer flight though."

Conversation 3:

JIM: "So, Bill, what are you up to tonight?"
BILL: "I don't know. I'll probably just take a quick flight to Orlando and watch the CW."
by thefo0 January 12, 2008
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orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.
by bynadz February 28, 2005
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orlando science center

a building that is dedicated to the learning of science for people of all ages. most of the work here is done by volunteers with no priverages.
I just wokred at the Orlando Science Center today.
by Hannah W. June 10, 2008
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Orlando

A once gleaming city of goodness, overrun by fucking stupid puerto ricans and stupid niggers from the north.
Those retarded ass Puerto Rican bitches that moved into Orlando, coupled with the fucking retards from the New York made Orlando a piece of shit haven for wannabee gangsters.
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