onesie

a single cigarette sold over the counter by a retail establishment, instead of a pack of 20. useful in New York if you don't have the $8 for a pack. also useful for the quitting smoker who just needs one nicotine hit to take the edge off. onesie's are illegal in some states - eg Illinois 2009

"he sold me a onesie with a cup of coffee"

by mak108 August 22, 2009

molly oneil

1. a person who sleeps around slut
2. a person who seeks social acceptance through jokes
3. someone who is smart, pretty, but non-athletic

that girl got a perfect score on the SAT's and she's so pretty but she doesnt play any sports.. what a molly oneil.

A: did you hear emily makeing those dumb jokes this morning? i was going to HURL
B: i know she was being such a molly oneil

by Colleen Yergacheffe May 16, 2006

Onesie

When a girl is so tight, you can only fit one finger in her.

Emma's a Onesie!

by Lateofthepier October 20, 2009

jeff oneill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time

Dude my retard friend just performed a Jeff Oneill on Theresa

by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019

oegie

word i invented. It doesnt mean shit but nevertheless i still use it to express idiocy towards other idiots being the idiot that i am.

(Any question or observation will do)

my reply: oegie

Usually then a weird look is given or the request to repeat the reply. After the second time a well placed kick in groin concludes the interaction.

by meh February 9, 2005

onegin

A person who is one step away from being a virgin. Someone who has only slept with one person.

He's afraid to be alone with me. He's a onegin.

by Vegastar88 August 6, 2014

onedirectionsexual

When you are attracted to ONE DIRECTION

E: I’m onedirectionsexul they are all amazing

E: Louis is harrysexual, I am onedirectionsexual

by Kevinisfabules January 13, 2021