DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder)

The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!

“Doja Kkkat is over ,Meg ended her”
-Gurl u have DCOG (Doja Cat obsession Discorder) ,get a life

by juicydoja July 25, 2020

obsession

A word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated

the gym has become john's obsession, or am i just lazy?.

by Yano Blamo September 21, 2006

obsses

To go beyond obsession, and break down every little detail within that obsession, in the end, leaving you drained, lifeless, like a zombie, but with full understanding of everything you have just experienced. Only relating to a relationship or marital situation.
also...
obssesed.
obssessing.
obssession.

You're in love, and this love goes beyond anything you've ever felt before. I mean, you would die, seriously, give up your life, just so they could keep living. Alright... now... inside your head it starts to spiral with one little thought... one thing brings it on... then BOOM! you're in the middle of a shit storm inside of your brain. questions flying around, answers you don't want to hear, the right answers, the wrong answers, the wrong questions, the right questions, the questions that only lead to more questions... all relating to how you feel about this other person and what they could do to you with all of that trust. This spiral usually ends with self mutilation or suicide attempts. Other less severe cases include getting into a physical fight, having a mental breakdown, maybe a broken fist from hitting a concrete wall... either way... it never ends good.
I got obssesed with her, and now I'm in a Mental Hospital.

by Zach Hanson June 21, 2008

Obsession

In 'love' terms, Obsession is when you are trying to control someone that you think you are in love with. You get them or try to get them, to do what you want them to do. If you break up with them you get all angry and want to destroy their lives and hurt them (inside). This is true obsession.

Thinking about someone loads is NOT Obsession.

A guy gets finished by a girl and gets all his friends to send hate mail to her friends and her.

by Ollie Double-U July 11, 2005

obsessive trump disorder

Urban Dictionary's obsession with Trump oriented words of the day.

Hey Joe have you been getting spammed with all those anti-Trump email definitions?
Ya they have Obsessive Trump Disorder, pretty damn funny how butthurt the snowflakes are.
Do you think they will publish mine?
No they don't have the balls and will censor the other POV!

by theway146 February 7, 2017

Obsessed

Is just a word the lazy use to describe the Dedicated.

Dedicated: I deadlift 315 yesterday!

Lazy: Man, your obsessed.
Dedicated: Your just jealous because you cant even curl the bar.

by Strong Chuy July 26, 2009

MexiAsian Obsession

When male Mexican only gets off on Asian chicks (or guys). Depending on the person, he may eventually screw enough Asians (or never get any) that his condition worsens and starts speaking strange Asian-sounding words, such as: "Bing-bong-boy," "Chink," and "Konichiwa."

Efrain (MexiAsian Obsession victim): "¿Quieres mierda unos a otros de los sesos?" (Do you want to fuck each other's brains out?)

JapBoy:"Never with you limp dick."

Efrain: "醤油! 乳房ファック! Chink! Bing Bong Boy! 私は燃えるような同性愛者です!"

by Ineeta Crotchfellow July 6, 2011