A competition in which middle-classed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-classed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.
Did you hear Becky yelling at Chad over the environmental impact of driving a M3 two years newer than hers? She really won gold in the Woke Olympics for that one.
by torngc May 30, 2017
Get the Woke Olympicsmug. similar to the national olympics but instead of ice skatin' or swimmin' an such, there's sports like hay bale jumpin', mud wrasslin', mud tug-of-war, cow tippin', and frog giggin'.
by Simonds July 20, 2006
Get the redneck olympicsmug. When deadlier variants of Covid-19 from different countries compete with each other to see which of them could cause the most damage or pain to earthlings until effective vaccination forces them to journey to other planets.
At the 2021 Corona Olympics, which country is likely to strike gold in both the infection and mortality events? A nation with low vaccination rate; or one that is continually plagued with nationwide protests, where citizens’ personal choices with regard to masking and vaccination overrule any political mandate to protect themselves and others?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
Get the Corona Olympicsmug. When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.
You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics
You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics
You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...
by Lambchopluver September 15, 2010
Get the Conversation Olympicsmug. When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".
Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.
by StainlessSteelRat February 19, 2011
Get the Baby Olympicsmug. Simp-Olympics is a word stands for the competition of men who are simp(sucka idolizing mediocre Pussy) and who simp hard like motherfucka to get female attention. In modern society most men are simps who don’t get female attention. So they spend money on female and showers females with gifts to get some attention from females. Females use simps for cash and gifts but females don’t like them or respect them. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz in his red pill videos
Maria : Girl we winning in life in 2020
Laquisha : Don’t worry girl , there will be simp-olympics in 2020.
Laquisha : Don’t worry girl , there will be simp-olympics in 2020.
by Jisun January 24, 2020
Get the Simp-olympicsmug. Iceman and Maverick went out on a date to grab some wings and beers. Four years later they reconnect and go on their second date. Olympic dating
by goddammit maverick July 14, 2015
Get the Olympic Datingmug.