Definitions by StainlessSteelRat

Baby Olympics

When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".

Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.

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Where you'll eat any old crap in the house, just to avoid having to go food shopping.

I'm eating toothpaste for dinner tonight - playing food shopping chicken.

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