NUFTER

A male homosexual. A bit like pufter, but with an 'N' at the beginning. Used in southern England.

Dude to Girlfriend: "Who was that guy I saw you talking to?"
Girlfriend to Dude: "Oh him, don't worry, he's a raving nufter".
(Later) Dude to Nufter: "Fancy a threesome, nufter?"
Nufter to Dude: "You nufter".

by Jo-Ent November 6, 2008

gun nutter

a person that refuses to discuss any rational attempt at gun control.

a person "says we can no longer stand by and do nothing while our children get slaughted"

a gun nutter says "guns don't kill people"

by jashf January 8, 2013

Nutter Knife

Commonly misinterpretted as a butter-knife, it is a knife used my those who either like "nuts", or they are "nuts" themselves.

I used the nutter knife to spread my PeanutButter on my toast.

by urbanpro July 15, 2010

nutster

adj: describes something that is both funny, yet embarrassing and possibly also kinda stupid. Mainly occurs when trying to be cool, but things go awry. cringe worthy.

noun: nut

Friend: "Did you ever notice that michelle develops a fake country accent when she drinks, esp in front of guys?"
girl: "yeah, it was so stupid sounding. i felt bad for her, but it was also funny. seriously nutster"
friend: "yeah, total nut".

OR
friend: "i tried some new make up today at work but i realized later that it looked really stupid. i tried to do cat-eyes with eyeliner and i swear it looked good when i left the house. I even talked to a cute guy and i later gave a presentation to like 20 people. i feel like the biggest nut. "

sister: "ha! you freaking nut! but thats sad dude, sorry"

by Unluhouse April 16, 2013

nutsterbagging

When you have to bust a nut right after school lunch is over but the only thing you have left to put it in is your zip lock bag leftover from your pb and j sandwich with the crust left in it!

My mom made this horrible face when she reused my sandwich bag for her kale chips ... Her face lead me to believe that she was an instant victim of nutsterbagging!

by Frosted up Chuck August 7, 2017

Nutter Butter

When you ejaculate in between the ass cheeks of a person, and push the cheeks together, thus creating a human Nutter Butter.

“Yo I pulled a Nutter Butter on Jeremy’s mom last night. Shit was delicious my guy.”

by thesploogiestsplooger October 18, 2018

Nunster

Derived from being a nunny. It’s the pathetic friend in a friendship group. Can be used affectively with with other adjectives such as Cheeky, Sly or Sneaky

Alex wouldn’t drink after the night out making him a total nunster.

When your friend asks your for a larger share of the rent than is actually due, they are being a sly nunster.

by Cam Halligan August 19, 2019