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Newfie Sanchez

A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.
Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.
by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 28, 2006
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NewFissy

An idiot who created the stupidass game, adopt me. The guy only wants robux and be popular on Roblox. Some people hate Adopt me, and some quit roblox just because that stupid game exists, thank you adopt me, for making our fellow roblox players to commit suicide
My friend: Do you know NewFissy?
Me: Oh; that retart? Yea I know him.
by l294 October 28, 2020
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Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.
"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 9, 2007
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newfag

Eric A.
God, why is Eric A. such a goddamn newfag?
by BOB DYLAN'S SON November 26, 2010
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dirty newfie

The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.
by Salñic October 15, 2017
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Newfie

A person who lives in Newfoundland, usually goes by the name of Brandon, this Brandon character, is in denial about talking like a "newfie" even though we know that he probably sounds like an alien to the people who live on the westcoast. But, newfies are loved, always. <3
" That newfie is sexy! Hes a Brandon. "
by LALALA7389 February 24, 2010
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newfie shot

A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.
Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!

He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
by jennifer bennifer October 12, 2009
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