Neid

An older aged woman 20s-30s, Usually one to like younger men, even as young as a teenager.

Whoa man, that lady looks so good hope she's a neid.. I'm gonna go and holla at that see what happens bro..

by JoseSmokealot August 31, 2005

neidermeyer

To exclaim "I am tired of this shit" and then proceed to insert one's finger into the asshole of an unsuspecting female who has passed out from consuming excessive amounts alcohol.

The preferred location to perform a neidermeyer is in a moving vehicle with many spectators.

Guy 1: I got tired of that shit.
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: I neidermeyered that hoe!

Girl 1: My asshole feels weird. It is as if someone inserted a small object up it.
Girl 2: You were probably neidermeyered last night.
Girl 1: Damn! Thats the third time this week.

by I enjoy blumpkins December 29, 2007

Nederland

Prodominatly white and hispanic community, located near one of the most cracked-out cities in the world, Port Arthur, Texas. Focused mainly on sports, the citizens of Nederland are utterly oblivious to the amount of drug use that goes on. Nederland is one of the dominate 4A football dynasties of THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS.

Them boys from Nederland got the hook up.

by bigdog87 April 23, 2006

neimeh

a very sensitive, honest girl. she loves to make her friends laugh but never makes jokes that would hurt their feelings. she is such a sweety and a great friend!

"Do you like Neimeh?"

"Like? I <3333333 her"

by Livinglife174 March 30, 2010

'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

nekder

part of your penis shrinks the fatter you get.

my nekder got smaller the fatter i got

by Big Boy Matty May 8, 2007

tame the neaderthal

the practice of removing body hair from places that it just shouldn't be, or places one would be embarrased to admit they have body hair.

Oh man, my toe hair is growing back, better go tame the neaderthal before my boyfriend sees it.

by D-Cal December 14, 2008