Simon Neil

Lead singer/ guitarist aryshire (which is in scotland) based rock band biffy clyro, and manages to sing and scream fuck well and still keep a slight scottish accent. Widely known for playing shirtless on stage and the fact that he tends to play shirtless at gigs, showing off his hairy chest and going mental in the process. Biffy Clyro are currently touring for their new album puzzle, inspired by his mother eleanor (r.i.p) who died while the band was on your for 2nd album vertigo of bliss and about to record 3rd album infinity land. this album is diferent from the rest of their back catalogue but still worthy of attention.
Simon is also a proud surporter of Aryhsire united and admits that if he hadnt been in a band he would have liked to be a footballer.

(sorry cant think of any other names)
dick:"hey whos the singer from that awesome scottish band Biffy Clyro who play "theres no such thing as a jaggy snake"?"
dom: Simon neil! what a legend! i dont swing that way but wow, if i had to screw just 1 guy itd be him!"

by callmemilo August 14, 2007

neil flush

The Neil Flush is a Poker/Texas Hold’em hand that is comprised of 5 cards that are all the same color. Most commonly this hand is 4 of one suit and 1 of the other suit that is matching in color. Consuming large quantities of alcohol leads to excessive betting on this worthless hand.

After drinking 7 or 8 beers Bryce lost $15 betting on the Neil Flush.

by WhoEverTheFuckIAm October 31, 2006

Neiled

1. The act of ripping someone off 2. Pinching someones dope and/or cutting dope

That nigga got neiled, Neil served that nigga straight salt

by StreetzBwatchin July 18, 2017

Neil Vajingjing

A teenage boy who is homosexual, because he frequently rows. He enjoys having his thighs lubed up, and loves it when his father sucks on his rock hard nipples.

Me: Neil Vajingjing, please stop masturbating to your father in the shower!

Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!

by Petey the Pedo May 6, 2019

Nekil

A boy that all the girls want,he’s not really a talker,he loves music Preferably Hip hop,and has dark hair hazel eyes.Tall with a loving heart! Stays loyal no matter what.He loves his family and will do anything for them.

Omg,Nekil is so fine!

by LaylayDaQueen October 20, 2019

gary o'neill

Professional chicken factory worker who was born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year. Has extremely large fingers which so I'm told more than make up for his tiny manhood. Also helps him to spin the decks, even though everyone knows that he isn't a real DJ. Not all there.

Look at him over there, he's a proper Gary O'Neill man.

by On the river Nile. August 3, 2017

Neil Armstrong

First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...

I hate Neil Armstrong

by shiney monkey September 22, 2005