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Obama Needle

A verb or noun, what is administered to someone who has exposed the United States government of facism e.g. FBI state terrorism, suppressing civil rights, encouraging racism against muslims i.e. Islamic extremism, NSA surveilence, CIA cocaine traficing, US military drone attacks on children and civilians, or ect. A person is given the Obama needle if they are identified as a journalist, activist, or whistleblower who may leak sensitive information. Obama needles are administered by agents and often result in death.
I wonder when they'll finally get Edward Snowden his Obama needle.

God damn, JimBob did you see the way that Michael Hastings was Obama needled.

Most citizens get Obama needled daily by CNN.
by myrealname1231234 September 7, 2013
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Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream
Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in
by Wmffre March 1, 2021
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cop the needle

To become annoyed.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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needle dick

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.
I have a needle dick.
by Soni Vitale January 16, 2008
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The Old Dirty Needle

1 see Dirty Needle

2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct
You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.
by PWHS December 21, 2009
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you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...
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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 9, 2003
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