Neal

A very crazy person,has low self esteem and is very depressed. We dont know if he is gay or not because he keeps to himself. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT, is his actual saying!

Man:Neal is so cool at playing mindcraft!
You:YEah! but he never plays he is depressed

by 🍌 🎀 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒶𝓂𝒶𝒳𝒸🌸𝓍 November 13, 2019

NEALing

When you want to run the fantasy football league as a dictatorship, but then someone calls you out and you quit the league because your team sucks.

Did you hear Tyson quit the league? Yeah he got pissed and decided he was NEALing.

by bobertnobbie September 11, 2019

Neal's nook

The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.

"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probably eating in there! It's creepy!"

by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016

Neal

A good looking guy who likes guy.He's meant for guy starts with letter S,Y,P,J or L.Intelligent and good looking,who has a crush on people starts with letter P and J.

Hey Neal!Look at Peter,that's your crush right?

by Jejo Williams July 20, 2016

Neals

Neals is always like "Okay, I was in my local theater watching Cars 2 if my memory serves me correctly I had snuck in a bowl of baked beans because nothing makes animated car chases better than a bowl of baked beans boom. A commercial for a scary movie came on and it made me jump spilling my beans all over my legs now a teen in front of me noticed the commotion and exclaimed, "Yo this dude eatin beans!" everybody laughed. Rats." So when someone says that they are a Neals.

Jacob stop being a Neals

by Shrekpy February 3, 2020

Neal JP

Hott hunk of a man who goes to CJHS. He is really hott and strong and funny and caring. Did I mention he's hott?

hes a neal jp alright

by neal jp December 2, 2003

Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.

He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024