napalm kristi

a pseudonym from an unknown writer and blogger

-Have you read napalm kristi's latest?
-No but I did see her last sketch.

by kfurt April 3, 2009

napalm

1.Smells good in the mornin

2.Also believed to hold the true smell of victory
(cant believe no-one did this yet....)

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."-Apocalypse Now

by Col. Kurtz June 12, 2009

Nasal Orgasm

n. Another term for a sneeze.

Oh wait wait, man, I'm about to have a nasal orgasm! CHOOOO! Ahhhh, yeah I love sneezing.

by Sidewalker September 29, 2005

nanalan

A really fucking creepy green beety-eyed puppet kid from a Canadian kids TV show. She teaches Canadian children of the world all the wrong spellings of every vegetable out there including sumado (tomato), shoosh (mushroom), cuushie (lettuce/cabbage), and her most prized vegetable...PEEPO (pea pod). She also has a dog referred to as Rustle, pronounced "WRRSR".

Nanalan took WRRSR to the garden to feast on some PEEPOs.

by Peepo4Lyfe February 9, 2017

nadaling

reaching up your rectum between points in a tennis match

He has a nervous habit of nadaling and I think he is getting shit on the ball.

by von strudelburg September 22, 2013

nasal terrorism

When someone purposely makes the area around them smell so terrible that people have watery eyes, pronounced coughing, and an urge to run from the room quickly.

He thought spraying on lots of Axe body spray would make the ladies want him, but they all ran from the room to avoid his nasal terrorism.

by stratagirl March 15, 2008

Nasally Abused

When playing "got your nose" and you go too far. This can end up with deformed noses and the affected person may one day grow up to be a serial nose abuser himself.

Voldemort got nasally abused as a kid. Don't judge the man.

by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015