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Narcotic

An opiate, such as heroin, morphine, or opium. It doesn't mean just any super-addictive drug, like meth. Just opioids like codeine.

Too often misused by propagandists and the ignorant as a word to describe any illegal drug that you're not supposed to use. This is probably because of its scary-sounding name, like some sort of hybridization between psychotic and nark, which just sounds awful.

Don't listen to anybody who uses it that way. They have no clue what they're talking about.
Wingnut health teacher: narcotics like marijuana and crack cocaine make your penis fall off. True story.

Me: pot is not a narcotic. You should now this. But you're paid by the government, so I guess I should be more realistic. God forbid you say something an educated doctor would say!!
by Ihatethewarondrugsftg December 14, 2011
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norcon

Not real conservative, a Democrat that poses as a conservative and holds views that are racist and homophobic.
The norcon ideology is flawed and racist.
by Type2GenomeManiac March 29, 2022
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narcolemia

The combination of two words, Narcolepsy and Academia. It is characterized by lack of sleep the night before and the present boring academic lecture. The student fails to keep his/her attention focused on said lecture and quickly drifts off to never never land. Only to be awoke by the sounds of muffled laughter and the teacher scowling at the puddle of drool you have produced on your paper...instead of notes.
Laura, I had a suddden case of narcolemia today in class...can I borrow the notes?
by Kari Kyler February 5, 2009
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Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.
The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.
by Roccos January 4, 2010
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narcoleptic blink

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.
-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!
by The Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010
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Narco marco

Is handsome young man who sells chips

who is a sex master and works for sinaloa cartel leader

he's really funny and always smiling he loves talking to everyone and is an alcoholic coolest guy ever he is very wise
by Narcomarco25 February 20, 2017
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narcollapse

An involuntary sleep episode suffered by a narcoleptic.
Boss: That report was due half an hour ago and I find you sleeping at your desk? Tell me why I shouldn't fire you.
Narcoleptic employee: I can't help it, sir. I just narcollapsed. Why did you wait until 15 minutes before it was due to forward me a request from two weeks ago?
Boss: I'll ask the questions here. When are you going to get yourself fixed?
Narcoleptic employee: There isn't a cure, sir.
Boss: I'd better not catch you sleeping on the clock again!
Narcoleptic employee: You won't, sir!
Narcoleptic employee performs seppuku
by drenath June 16, 2018
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