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A series of multiple semi-controlled farts. With each release, the flatulent person progressively approaches an accidental shart.
Dude1's ass: *Fart* *Fart* *Fart* *Fart*
Dude2: "What the fuck! It smells like you shit yourself!"
Dude1: "We good, just pumping the brakes."
by drenath December 20, 2018
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1- Asian, European, exotic and/or "race" inspired cosmetic enchancements to a vehicle with stock or near-stock performance. Typically applied to economy vehicles. Especially tragic when applied to a muscle car.

2- False representation via text, paint, body panels or badging of a vehicle's true model or trim. Only applies to text or badging from a 'higher' model.

3- The opposite of a sleeper.
1- "That Mustang is pure rice. The lambo doors, altezza tails, HID's and Kanji might win him some high school sluts, but he ain't winnin' any races."

2- "Why would you put SVT badges on your V6? That's rice, man. Your fobra ain't foolin' nobody."

3- "My pink slip is on the line but I ain't worried, that Civic is all rice."
by drenath February 8, 2008
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An involuntary sleep episode suffered by a narcoleptic.
Boss: That report was due half an hour ago and I find you sleeping at your desk? Tell me why I shouldn't fire you.
Narcoleptic employee: I can't help it, sir. I just narcollapsed. Why did you wait until 15 minutes before it was due to forward me a request from two weeks ago?
Boss: I'll ask the questions here. When are you going to get yourself fixed?
Narcoleptic employee: There isn't a cure, sir.
Boss: I'd better not catch you sleeping on the clock again!
Narcoleptic employee: You won't, sir!
Narcoleptic employee performs seppuku
by drenath June 15, 2018
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Major Motoko Kusanagi (Kusanagi Motoko) is a fictional Japanese character in Masamune Shirow's Ghost in the Shell anime and manga series. She is a cyborg employed as the squad leader of Public Security Section 9, a fictional division of the real Japanese National Public Safety Commission.

She is voiced by Atsuko Tanaka in the movies and the Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex series. In the English dubbing of the film, Mimi Woods provides the voice, and in the Bandai dub of the Stand Alone Complex TV series, Mary Elizabeth McGlynn is the voice actress.
Major Motoko Kusanagi: "If a technological feat is possible, man will do it. Almost as if it's wired into the core of our being."
by drenath February 8, 2008
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