Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

newporting

Using ones rucksack to knock another friend out of the way whilst initiating in a group conversation.

“I’m sick of alex newporting me”
“Careful, don’t Newport me”

by T Powell May 9, 2018

Primark Newport

Primark in Newport is the shittiest Primark I've ever been in. It's super outdated and super small. They should open a bigger, more modern unit at Friars Walk.

I went to Primark Newport today, it was SHITE!!!!! There you go Urban Dictionary seeing as you want a definition of the word.

by Everyday Everything January 21, 2022

Newport

N i**as
E ither

W orkin'
P impin'
O r
R unnin'
T hangs ...

"YO! DAWG you gotta extra Newport?"

by RaphyKitty13 September 12, 2017

Newport

The act of using a Menthol VapoRub as a sexual lubricant without disclosing to the recipient.

Man, i gave that bitch a Newport!

by anonymous February 7, 2025

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Newport Rolling Papers

Newport Rolling Papers

I Hate You INewport Rolling Papers

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025