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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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Near

The least popular person on Instagram that no one likes.
"Do you know Near?"

"Yes, I hate them"
by SsnailL November 22, 2021
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Restaurants Near Me.

Restaurants Near Me are restaurants near your geographical location. Example of Restaurants Near Me blog;
toplisting.site
Restaurants Near your location. toplisting.site is a site dedicated to restaurants near me.
by ooscarjames May 12, 2022
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Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.
Hey there J-man, nice near hit!
by Sneedonym February 18, 2023
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Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019
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Near

A Smash Discord server Admin who loves lolis.
Ah'mere: "Have you seen Near?"
Yello: "Bro, he's a man of culture!"
Ah'mere: "Doesn't he like lolis?"
by Light Yagami (Goro Akechi) November 30, 2020
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