Mayonnaise Muckiness

The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.

Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume

Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?

Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs

by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

Muckin'

Obsessive/Cumpulsive behavior of one who partakes in methamphetamines.

State of being on wordmuck/word

Armed with his Dremel and his handy bag of bags of things and stuff, the gased up tweeker began muckin' with the broken TV in an attempt to fix it.

by Moji JoMama August 23, 2003

mumkin

One of the Keebler Elf's helpers.

mumkin makes cookies and other assorted stuff.

by emad June 6, 2003

muteing

The act of peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

She was right outside the bathroom door so I was muteing.

by g-hack February 22, 2011

murkindise

accessories to outfit your murkin with

Dude, they've got some sweet murkindise for sale.

by murkinmania March 25, 2010

mukin

The unique handle used by a certain person which has absolutely no meaning at all but sounds cool all the same. The proper capitalization of the handle is MukiN.

MukiN: Hi.
Random: What does your name mean.
MukiN: Nothing.
Random: O.o

by MukiN April 29, 2005

Mutiny

A Mutiny is when you allow someone to engage in penetrative sex with yourself during pirate-esque sorts of role play and then have them ambushed by one or more people in which you proceed to 'take over'.

One evening, Jenny thought it would be funny to have some friends hide in her closet so she could give her boyfriend a Mutiny.

by atayomics December 3, 2011