Musterfuck

Making stream of consciousness decisions with zero vetting, and the resulting consequences. Especially in business.

Elon’s 2 am Tweet business decision turned into another musterfuck.

by shadowbob July 25, 2023

Mastersoak

Guided masturbation. Where a man grabs his own shaft as if he were to choke the chicken. But a woman takes the mans hand/wrist and does the motion for them. Thus, not masturbation.

Tony: Bro, so what did you and Alice do last night?

Samuel: Dude, all we did was mastersoak.

by donald treanor November 6, 2023

Owen Masterson

A boy who flirts with every single girl on the planet, like anyone really.

"Yeah i saw billy flirting with another girl, she was our teacher!"
"damn he is such an owen masterson"

by Julia_penis_glitter January 23, 2018

work masters

someone whos got a lot of work(freaks), but they are not a hoe. basically pimpin hella niggas at one time, not necessarily fuckin them

Janan and Angela are the queen work masters. we got hella niggas on our team.

by angela March 15, 2004

Ass Masters

The act of filming gay porn on a boat while fishing. It is a play on the words "Bass Masters".

You guys wanna do an Ass Masters at the lake today?

by conleyrich January 9, 2010

Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."

Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.

by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011

Masterson

The best rapper ever extremely underrated and goated with the sauce.

Masterson is the greatest rapper ever and has a huge cock.

by Hi I’m just getting home March 14, 2022