mushy dutchman

a sex act, where you blow your load in the girls ear.
AKA the english earring, or earplugs.

my girl wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so i gave her the mushy dutchman

by mickey elliot January 3, 2008

musky muff

muff that has a pungent odor, synonymous with dumpster muff.

My Ex-Box had a musky muff; I nearly lost my dinner.

by Shawny April 16, 2007

Grumpy Mumpy

A person who is grumpy, either for a reason or no apparent reason at all

"Hey Moyles"
"Fúck off eLC"
"Woooo SOMEONE'S A GRUMPY MUMPY TODAY!

by eLCon October 5, 2005

mushy

A person of Indian ethnicity.

He is so mushy.

by musher2021 September 11, 2018

musty teabag

This is a variant of the Teabag in which one dips their nut sack into a lady's (or if you are gay, a guy's) mouth.

The Musty Teabag is when you reverse it positioning your anus directly onto the recipients nose whilst you dip your nuts into the recipients mouth.

Just as she was beginning to suck my nuts I turned around 180 degrees and gave her a musty teabag.

by VicThrust July 20, 2007

musty

when you smell like a big pile of b.o
when you smell bad

ooooooooo jeffery is smelling musty

by nikki September 26, 2004

Musty Indian

An indian who stinks like shit and curry. They have toe fungus and live in dumpsters. Most work at 7/11 or some gas station. Their breath smells like dirty ass and they have crooked ass teeth

Person 1: Look at that musty indian over there. They shouldve been aborted.
Person 2: I know right. They need to take a shower.

by Jodi Baines March 18, 2017