Muskequeer

A person within a group of 3 other cool queer people.

Sarah: I'm totes queer.

Roxanne: Same bro.

Austin: I'm queer af. We're like the 3 muskequeers!

by Muskequeer September 8, 2016

Maskerbater

Someone who seemingly derives pleasure from mask mandates and will do anything and everything to make sure that not only they are masked, but every person in existence.

Dude to friend at work: Check out this maskerbater..she's buying 40 tins of cat food
Dude at work: yea she comes in every day to buy that many...just yesterday I saw her hiss at a man without a mask

by Lay's a ton January 22, 2022

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.

Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.

by LeeMR February 15, 2017

Elon Muskett

When Elon Musk decided to make guns

The Elon Muskett age will start 3 years from now!

by Something fishy October 15, 2018

Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

muster

1. to think up something clever
2. to conjure or summon

"Your a wizard Harry! Muster up some kind a flying device to get us out of here lad!"

by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005