sex muscles

The curves of well-defined abdominal muscles that start at the lateral iliac crests and end medially at the pubic tubercle. They form the "V" that outlines a 6-pack. They are referred to as such both because they can be worked out during sexual activity, and possession of such musculature makes you want to have sex with that person.

Did you see his sex muscles when he took his shirt off? I think i just peed my pants a little.

by dichron October 15, 2007

muscle mormon

A candy ass who views his body as sacred and watches every substance they ingest to preserve their gains.

Bill is such a muscle mormon he won't even take caffeine.

by wooshe March 03, 2015

Muscles Liu

This man is made of purely protein powder and gainz. He is absolutely massive and shares he dedication and hard work with all of his snapchat followers. Whether its pictures of pre/post workout meals, or just the amazing size of the dumbbells he is using, this beast motivates all his fans to be just like him.

"Yo did you see Muscles Liu 's story?"
"Which one? He posted about 57 today."

by hueuby January 31, 2017

Wii muscles

The parts of your body that end up hurting after an especially intense Wii session.

Random person #1: "Oww! My Arm hurts so much! Way too much bowling!"
Random person #2: "Gotta work on your Wii muscles"

by Bizzi January 08, 2009

muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.

"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"

by Manhooters62 February 22, 2014

muscle cake

n. slang term for anabolic steroids

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.

by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013

Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

by Dingus Hwas September 27, 2006