"dude i have been spiting game wit kelsey and i think im gonna get some tonight"
"No your not she is such a muffin!"
"No your not she is such a muffin!"
by D-crunkk$undisputed August 02, 2009
1 Another word for a chick's pussy.
2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.
3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.
2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.
3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.
1 Person 1: MMM! I'd like to "butter" that muffin!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!
2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol
3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!
2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol
3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!
by ..::juggalette::ettelagguj::.. February 25, 2005
When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
by benbaggg May 13, 2008
1. A Realy cool person.
2. A person who has 2 much time.
3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.
2. A person who has 2 much time.
3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.
Hey that muffin rocks!
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins
by Sam July 20, 2004
1. (noun) A delicious pastry, often containing fruit and sometimes nuts or chocolate
2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as cupcake and sugarplum.
3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.
2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as cupcake and sugarplum.
3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.
1. I LIKE MUFFINS.
2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are! YOU are!
3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.
2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are! YOU are!
3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.
by Almight God of Muffins January 19, 2009
by Leah May 29, 2003
(Noun) A female with a very vanilla sense of values. Her looks, her morals, everything about her is blah... When someone calls a female a "Muffin" they are referring to the type of muffin you would pick up at the local Dollar General. The kind that comes in a container and all you need to do is add water, shake it up and pour into the tin... Get the idea yet?. Very plain with no flavor.. Do yourself a favor and say NO to muffins
by Your Favorite Villain April 09, 2018