muffercate

To succumb to the lack of oxygen when you do your job so well she won't get off your face.

I heard Greg's death was because they were in a 69 and he muffercated.

by ImHaywire December 26, 2017

Muffdrank

A drink in which the contents include Skoll vodka, Tropicana orange twister, ice, and dryer sheets that have accidentially been blown out of the muff(a tube with dryer sheets to mask weed smoke smell)and into the drink without the drinker's knowledge. He then proceeds to drink from that cup all night untill he realizes his drink tastes funny. The drinker pulls out the sheets and proceeds to put them back into the muff and continue use of said muff. We then mock the drinker of the Muffdrank untill he becomes depressed, loses all friends, and begins a life of crime that eventually leads to prison.

It is not a Muffdrank unless drank the night of Cinco De Mayo. And you must listen to a specific background music from Mario Tennis 64 while drinking the Muffdrank.

Are those Muff sheets??? Damn, Starr's drinking a Muffdrank!

by Emac1212 March 28, 2009

plop muffler

the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.

Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.

by seamanrob February 9, 2010

Fun Muffler

Someone who never wants to have fun. These people also don't want you to have any fun either. Basically these people just suck and you don't need them in your life.

I hate hanging out Jerry he's a total fun muffler.

by Joanette February 3, 2010

Meat Muffler

1. The rectal opening

2. pooper
3.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the entrance for oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, kitchen accessories, appendages, etc. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

4. Where GAY people show their love!

5.Term used to describe the silencing of gas build up upon expulsion through ones anus.

man that girl had a tight-ass meat muffler!

by cowhead330 March 12, 2011

Tennessee Muffler

While getting rimjobbed; the recipient farts into the mouth of the giver.

"Did you hear? Last night Leroy gave Samantha a Tennessee Muffler when she was giving him a rimjob!"

"I'll bet she was pissed."

by Leroy Jones August 26, 2013

man muffler

When a man gets on his hands and knees. There are two guys on either side of him. He's entered from both sides, and makes a lot of noise. Like uhhhhhhheeeehhhhhhiiiiiuuuuuuhhhggghhh

I got man mufflered last night.

by Mrs.Pruitt January 14, 2015