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Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
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Mope

Mope.
by ikai January 11, 2022
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Mope

A term used to negate or contradict a statement, often to signify the end of a conversation or argument. It is typically used to dismiss or shut down further discussion in a definitive manner.
Example 1:
• Person 1: “I love you more.”
• Person 2: “Mope.”
• Person 1: “What does that mean?”
• Person 2: “It means the conversation is over.”

Example 2:
• Friend 1: “I can totally beat you at this game.”
• Friend 2: “Mope.”
• Friend 1: “Wait, what?”
• Friend 2: “It’s over, I win.”
by AustinEsones April 26, 2025
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the moped

The act of grabbing some whores pigtails while sticking your junk in her mouth rapidly over and over again until she gags on your cum
guy 1: hey that was a nice ride on the moped
bitch 1: "cough cough" I'm still gagging up that cum from your wanker.
by boobsarenice October 17, 2009
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Mope

Hi oh look at that mope
by Bigmemeuno May 21, 2021
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Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.
1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!
by anonymous March 30, 2023
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apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.
Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope
by Queen Onion March 18, 2020
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