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moocher

Someone who, when playing football, just stands in the box and waits for the ball to come to them, then takes a shot at it and score. Especially annoying when playing knockout
My god Aidan you're such a ****ing moocher!
by HeartBreakKid25 May 13, 2005
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mochie snap

mixing of tobacco and herb in one single bowl. packed so that the bowl is snapped by the first person. intense head rush follows.
pack me a mochie, i wanna snap one before i begin my day.

mochie snaps anyone?
by oh yee August 20, 2010
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moochitunity

The new toaster a mom's house proved to be too tempting of a moochitunity to pass up.
by DuffBeerBaron January 26, 2011
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Moochivore

One who is not hungry, until they spot an appetizing item on another's plate and then asks or demands some
I can't believe she said she was full and then ate all my ice cream! What a moochivore!
by gastromaniac July 18, 2011
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MOOCkie

A Massive Open Online Course junkie. A person who addicted to Massive Open Online Courses and enrolls as many as possible.
Ever since I discovered free online courses, I have become a MOOCkie
by Nancyzita September 11, 2013
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Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
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mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by 420XD August 1, 2017
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