yo moma

yo moma, short. less complicated way of saying 'your mom'
may also be used in a form of a diss, or a put down

yo moma is so fat...
Sue- What did you do last night?
Will- Yo moma

by me May 13, 2005

Momma's Pancake Breakfast

The best meal that Cracker Barrel has to offer. If you go to Cracker Barrel and don't order this, then you're missing out. Equally tasty at breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Comes with three large buttermilk pancakes, syrup, a side of bacon or sausage, and a side of eggs cooked just the way you like them.

Person 1: "Boy I sure do love Cracker Barrel. What are you gonna order?"
Person 2: "Isn't it obvious? Momma's Pancake Breakfast."

by gatorchamp1 January 17, 2010

Yo Momma Jokes

An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:

Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...

You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.

common Yo momma jokes:

Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.

Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."

Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.

Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.

by ygfrekwfgwerfh November 25, 2011

momma's boy

One who cannot make decessions for himself and has to have his mothers approval no matter right or wrong.
One who needs to hear from or see his mother on a daily basis and definately more then once.
One who will die at the same point and time his mother does because he simply cannot live without her and would be lost in his life as he does not have his mother directing him.
One who would slice the throat of his wife at his mothers request.
One who was born without a doctor present that did not cut the umbilical cord.

Calls mother for the fifth time in ONE day..."mommieeee can you come and wipe my patootie? I forgot how"!
What a momma's boy!

by Carlene Blair September 15, 2006

yo momma

Stupid, it the lady that gave birth to you. You should know that, so I don't know why you are looking it up.

"Yo momma soo fat she stepped on the scale and it said, 'one person at time'."

by Dubbs Weisshaar December 28, 2005

doodoo momma

1.)hood chick
2.)a girl thats ghetto as hell

she is known for having on either or all of these items:
(not every once in a while but like always)

dc's
+big ass earings
+a whole rocawear, babyphat, enyce outfit..lol fxckin ugly
+longg ass acrylic nails
+fake ass jewlry
+bad tracks, braids or is baldheaded.."tacky"

=doodoo momma

by K.Y.S.bxtch April 21, 2009

yo momma

1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends.

2)the perfect way to get dumped.

1)
Kid 1- "My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!

by argghhh May 8, 2005