When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.
Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.
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When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.
by Cameatsass September 7, 2018
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by Ariel Triton January 16, 2010
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Long ago, somehow it was decided that being ten years old was perfectly fine age to go out alone and face unknown dangers.
In a world where getting lost or eaten by a dragon was the least of your fears.
And so every young boy and girl in Pallet town eagerly anticipates receiving their very first pokemon from Professor Oak, the local pokemon expert.
So that they may join in with the idiocy themselves.
Long ago, somehow it was decided that being ten years old was perfectly fine age to go out alone and face unknown dangers.
In a world where getting lost or eaten by a dragon was the least of your fears.
And so every young boy and girl in Pallet town eagerly anticipates receiving their very first pokemon from Professor Oak, the local pokemon expert.
So that they may join in with the idiocy themselves.
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by themilligan November 7, 2008
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