Modern Day Pen pal

Two people who exchange constant communication via text and social media but never see each other in real life. Similar to the penpals back in the day who would write and send letters in the mail to each other from different countries yet never meet.

Amy: girl, i see Mikey always in ya comments! are y’all hanging out?

Cassidy: nah sis, he just wanna be a modern day pen pal. Never want to come out my messages and step into real life

by Rawrashley99 January 6, 2020

Modern Mayhem

The act of creating havoc, in a time where 'havoc' doesn't exist.

The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.

by Fig boy December 8, 2020

Modern shart

Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.

Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.

Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!

by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020

Modern Warfail

When IW decides to turn its back on the PC community that have supported the franchise since the start and remove dedicated servers, cap the game at 9v9, no mod support, no console. Complete and utter disrespect for the PC.

I relly love playing against 4-8 year olds on IWNET and listening to their vulgar and racist comments on why they should have won. I'm so glad I'm waiting in a lobby with other players waiting to start a game and not playing on my favourite servers

MODERN WARFAIL 2

by jm12369 November 10, 2009

modern warfare 2

The reason why many adolescent males do not have girlfriends

"I spend all my time playing modern warfare 2, i don't have time for a girl"

by luvinwafflez December 16, 2009

Modern White Marriage

Is a trend in which the marriage between a white couple is often female led and encourages serving and satisfying the wife with usually the addition of a third partner generally black and well-endowed for her pleasure.

"It's okay for my wife to flirt with him because we are in a modern white marriage."

by SissSas December 11, 2018

Rocko's Modern Life

Definately the best cartoon Nickelodeon has ever done. It lasted 4 seasons and only 52 episodes. If you didn't like this show you were eather to young to understand the humor(propaly from 1-8) or too old to actually consider changing the channel to nick. Now all Nickelodeon shows is 50 episodes of SpongeBob(a show that definately isn't one of Nick's absolute best, definately better than Rocket Power and the Wild Thornberrys) and 20 episodes of Fairly Oddparents (Not funny or entertaining show)

Anyway, Rocko rocks this world.

"Bath day is a very dangerous day"
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day"
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day"
"Open Mike night is a very dangerous night"
"Shopping day is a very dangerous day"

by bob July 19, 2005