Molassesface

The equivalent of butterface. When a guy has a hot body but an ugly face.

“Mmm.. alas, his face.”

He’s got a six pack and a nine inch dick but… molassesface.

by Molassesface July 2, 2023

Modussy

A very aesthetic Minecraft mod created by Nukolussy Lodick.

Flop1: Hey, have you heard of the new 1.53.x leak for Minecraft?
Flop2: Yeah, the Modussy leak! They added CupcakKe and Jiafei into the game and made it very aesthetic
Flop1: That will drive daboyz away for sure!

by ISometimesLikeConlanging July 12, 2023

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

The Boston Molassacre

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.

Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.

by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023