Moby's Dick

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.

He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick

by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018

mobsby

The best and most superior surname

Oi Mobsby your name is superior

by Mobsby is superior October 20, 2020

Moby Huge

The reason goatse.cx exists

Person 1: hey google, what is the origin story of goatse?
Google: the monster named Goatse was created when a once normal human put a moby huge dildo in his butt then pulled it out and took a picture.
Person: this pit of knowledge must be sealed.

by GodzillaPlayerz August 25, 2021

Sketch mobber

A sketchy person; potential burn on the situation at hand.

Homie put the bong away, it's broad daylight. Don't be a sketch mobber!

by peopleost March 8, 2009

Mobbed on

1. To be completely shut out in any possible competition in life.

2. Another term for 'going hard'.

3. When a girl gets completely worked in the bedroom

1. Mark: Hey Tanner, I heard you're trying to get mobbed on in basketball later today.

Tanner: Yeah, I love getting mobbed on.

2. Max: We completely mobbed on that alcohol last night. Wow, what a crazy party.

3. Tanner: Did you hear what happened with Max and that female last night?

Mark: Yeah I heard he mobbed on her for most of the night!

by Sharkus May 2, 2014

moby

Any young, white, urban or suburban male with a shaved head, obsession with electronic music, permanently affixed earbuds and a hatred of George W. Bush specifically or conservatives in general. In other words, a hipster that is a virtual clone of the musician Moby. The polar opposite of a South Park Republican.

Hipster Working in Apple Store: "We wouldn't have had this huge oil spill if it weren't for Bush and his Big Oil cronies."

You: "I don't recall asking your opinion, Moby. Now shut your fucking yapper and replace my IPod, bitch."

by Red Siegfried May 28, 2010

mobb

1. to move quickly
2. go somewhere
3. to do something in a quick speed

Logan said Brittany and alexis lets go mobb the jacuzzi.

by Brittany Francesconi November 9, 2006