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Sticky Mitten

When a man cums in his hand and then procedes to slap his girl in the face with it
Angry that she wouldnt swallow, Bob came in his hand and then slapped Betty in the face. " You got sticky mittened bitch!"
by BestDayEver July 25, 2009
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Detective Mittens

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!
by writergirljds December 7, 2011
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swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.
dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night
by greenbay fann November 12, 2011
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Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.
It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.
by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017
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East Milton Square

A center in the town of Milton, Massachusetts. There is absolutely nothing to see here. It's next to a supermarket and a CVS, and it consists of: a bagel joint, dry cleaners, 3 or 4 pizza places, a run of the mill Chinese food restaurant, standers bank, dunkin donuts, and an overpriced restaurant called Novaru or something. Oh and parking sucks too
I cannot find a parking spot in East Milton Square because it's this tiny spot in Milton that shouldn't even exist.
by Suk Mik Hok February 23, 2019
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Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.
by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019
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mitten shock

no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.

derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)

see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.

it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!

dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
by Dus10 January 16, 2008
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