Martha

Sexy, gorgeous, most amazing girl ever! Has amazing deep blue eyes that are wonderfully easy to get lost in. Independent and playful. She knows how to stick up for herself and can make friends easier than I thought possible. far more Hot, sexy, beautiful and generally FANTASTIC than Melissa

Oh... And fantastic Tits 2 ;D!

1: wow I'm so glad I've got Martha
2: not as much as I am that I'v got Melissa
3: Look at the definition Dude.
4: oh.
5: YEAH SUCKAAA XD!

by In love with Martha September 1, 2011

The Martha Jones Effect

The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.

Example #1

“I hate Martha Jones so much!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”

Example #2

“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”

“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”

by flashwildecard January 3, 2014

The Marth

Vigorously masturbating into your wife

Honey, I want to give you the Marth

by daddyfatsax879 September 4, 2016

marthasville

Containing one of the largest populations of trump supporters and KKK members in missouri. Also known for their beer drinking and occasional meth cooking. Deer hunting and incest is also common.

Omg! Marthasville sounds like a fun place to hang out!

by Picklejuice13 February 28, 2017

martha

she is perfction and ah true hearted thing, she'll stalk your home just to give you food cause she knows your broke and starving😡 appreciate her she could die any second😡

bob: hey u know martha right
me: yes that beast yea shes ah real animal huh😩😫shes so perfect and amazingly spectacular 🤍🤍🤍

by old creepy rats🙄 March 5, 2021

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

MIRtarded

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023