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Girlfriend

(n): a woman who turns your world upside down. She always knows when you need her and will not stop loving you if you make a mistake. She deserves everything you can give her and you love her unconditionally. Your girlfriend should be cared for properly. You should never be afraid to go to the store and get her tampons, and when she is upset, you must do everything in your power to make her feel loved. Your girlfriend may be difficult at times but it will always be worth it to be with her through thick and thin.
My girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
by Weirdoshaveshavedcats May 19, 2018
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Gateway Girlfriend

Title given to a girl one dates solely to meet her more desirable friend.
Melissa was my gateway girlfriend for her hotter, smarter friend Rachel.
by traphikk October 3, 2009
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girlfriend sellout

A member of your crew meets a girl, dates the girl and fall in loves with the girl. From this moment on, he no longer hangs out with you or your crew and spends all his waking hours with the girl.
Chris: Where's Andy these days? I haven't seen him in ages!
Welly: He's round at Lou's, again. That's the third day this week and it's only Wednesday!
Chris: Fucking girlfriend sellout.
by WellyUK May 7, 2007
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girlfriend drop

Subtly adding the fact that you have a girlfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the girlfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.

Related to boyfriend drop.
Sheila: 'I was making a move on Franz, but then he girlfriend dropped so I backed off.'
by The New Musicologist October 31, 2007
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Girlfriend

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
Guy:She's my girlfriend and if you touch her I'll kick your ass!!!!
Jackass: Fine I'll leave the whore alone.
The guy then jumps on the Jackass and beats the fuck out of him.
by lev1234567 June 21, 2009
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ugly girlfriend

ugly girlfriend is your friends ugly girlfriend that everyone but him hates.

she will act like a complete bitch to both his male and female friends, getting easily jealous but if he friend reacts to this she will ring his dad and tell him that he threatened her.

despite being ugly she has slept with a lot of people and probably cheated on your friend.

see also succubus
by bad boy 2006 May 26, 2006
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Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

Warning Signs:

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
by Yngwie J Malmsteen October 26, 2005
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