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West Milton NY

Home of the most trailer parks in a 5 mile radius per capita in NY. A place where the locals hang out at the local Stewart’s shop, by day, and dollar general by night, where the conversation topics consist of where the next pit party will be, who’s got the best meth in town this week, and who’s fucking who’s “ole lady” ! Everyone is a Bush drinking, framing carpenter in West Milton, with absolutely not ambition to excel in life, further then their kinfolk have from the previous generation. A full set of teeth is a rarity in West Milton also, if you actually see someone with a nice set of teeth, they’re either passing through, or have relocated for work at the local Naval Base. The pump house is the biggest attraction on those hot summer days in West Milton, where you would round up the family, and go down to the local cooling hole for a swim. The pump house is littered with garbage, broken glass, remains of empty beer balls from the 90s, people literally having sex in their cars, shooting heroin, smoking meth, and chugging Bush tall boys, as of it were their job! AVOID WEST MILTON BY ALL COSTS!
We’re going over to Friendlys in West Milton NY for a party, you wanna go? Nahhh, there’s a party behind Northern Pines tonight.
by Welder 1 May 21, 2022
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Mentourage

A group of three or more beta status men who follow around a single, usually attractive, woman wherever she goes.
Jessica knew she'd need to summon her mentourage if she was to go shopping this afternoon. After all, she did need someone to carry her bags for her.
by Mr. Stevens August 24, 2007
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East Milton

A small section of the Town of Milton, bordering Quincy.

East Milton is amazing. Everyone from here is loved, because if your Irish, you fit right in. The boys from East Milton are gorgeous, and the girls are as Easy as they come. Boys from Southie, Dorchester & Quincy will often come to East Milton because they know they will get it in if they come here.

East Milton and Quincy have a big Rivalry. Fist Fights go down almost every weekend. Stabbing have happened.

Sometimes reffered to as The E or Emil, or EM.
quincy boy: east milton sucks....

east milton boy: WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY? FIGHT ME.
by queens11 January 17, 2012
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Mentors

A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".
Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.
by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004
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Miltown

the city of milwaukee, wisconsin. anyone who lives there knows what it's about
I'm from that good miltown.
by shontalea May 17, 2006
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Milton

a sweat hearted guy,
a man that respects all women no matter what

very small or no temper at all
oh that Milton is so good to me
by Blake Rivers September 24, 2011
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Midtown

Midtown is infinitely better than Senses Fail because they actually write good music.
by Anton December 9, 2004
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