Minerrian

A rare endangered gamer species that loves both Minecraft and Terraria.

A minerrian goes to minecon and plays Terraria on his laptop.

by PluggedStorm July 27, 2016

Miner’s Lunch

When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.

I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.

My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.

Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Mifter

Someone who sucks at / hates / gets stressed out by giving gifts. We all know these people. Gift cards were created for these people. It turns out 80% of the population are mifters living among us.

Me: "What'd your husband get you for your birthday?"
You: "A gift card. Again."
Me: "What a mifter."

Me: "What'd you get your mother--in-law for her birthday?"
You: "Nothing yet, still looking."
Me: "Haven't you been looking for weeks?"
You: "Yeah, I get so stressed out giving gifts. I can't decide since I don't want to give the wrong thing."
Me: "You're such a mifter."

Me: "What'd you get your mom?"
You: "A gift card."
Me: "Again?"
You: "It's fast, it's easy."
Me: "What a mifter."

by BlueMylz August 14, 2019

Minervining

Feigning technology issues to avoid a question you don't know the answer to.

My boss kept asking me questions on that zoom call but I was hungover af, so started Minervining it until he moved on to someone else.

by Kweku Adoboli October 17, 2021

Coal Miner's Argument

A variant of the gambler's fallacy - "it is harder to dig yourself out of a hole than it is to dig deeper."

My friend Melvin won't stop buying Funko Pops - he says his collection won't sell for anything unless he has a complete set. I guess he's never heard of the coal miner's argument.

by Yegglemorph November 18, 2022

Lone Chilean Miner

n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.

-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.

- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis

While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.

by Slippery Dingo August 9, 2012

Not enough minerals

A memorable quote from the RTS game Starcraft which is used to notify the player when they do have not mined enough minerals to summon/create a unit or building

Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!

by SouLs! August 3, 2019