Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy

Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday

by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010

Turkey Monday

A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.

Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.

by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016

Happy Monday

A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.

Hi Christopher how are you? How was your weekend? Happy Monday Mark! Weekend went well thanks.

by two blonds August 5, 2017

Menace Monday

the only day of the week where you can be a menace to anyone without permission or reason.

p1: *punches p2 in the shoulder*
p2: bro what the hell is wrong with you?
p1: its menace monday!
p2: oh fuck i forgot

by Switch Boi November 29, 2021

onii chan mondays

Onii chan mondays is a special holiday in the onii chan world. It celebrates everything about onii chans. Onii chan mondays have foods such as onii sans.

Did you know that ur mom farted very nicely during onii chan mondays? uwu owo uwu

by daddybunkins March 2, 2022

mindybabes

sexy,independent,freak in the sheets=
loves dick,almost never boring funny,sweet kind generous ,tries to be there for friends
will do anything for anyone shows she cares and when she say something she means it=

damn that girl is a mindybabes
boy:damn i wish i had a mindybabes

by maira maria February 27, 2009

St. Monday

The act of taking Monday off from work/class because you got crunk so hard over the weekend that you couldn't recover in time. The joke is that you're celebrating "St Monday's Day" and so you can't come to work.

The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".

"This, and my being esteem'd a pretty good riggite, that is, a jocular verbal satirist, supported my consequence in the society. My constant attendance (I never making a St. Monday) recommended me to the master; and my uncommon quickness at composing occasioned my being put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally better paid. So I went on now very agreeably."

-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin

by Cosmo July 17, 2006