spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

mining for gold

The act of picking one's nose.

He must be mining for gold!

by unclebiggin November 10, 2010

Maiming

To drink an obscene amount of caffeinated beverages in order to keep oneself awake.

Person A: have you done the essay due tomorrow morning?
Person B: no, I'll have do to some serious maiming and get it done tonight

by Banannah 👽 March 7, 2017

mimping

Musical IMProvisING

The act of musical improvising, usually on keyboard, to support improv theater performances.

The mimping for the opera scene was outstanding.

by BerkeleyImprov.com December 9, 2012

mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.

Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.

by Towely_jr December 3, 2013

Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019

Miminoii

A big-titted girl | A female with large breasts.

Example one -
Person one: "Ooga booga! Have you seen that Miminoii of a goth girl?
Person two: "She'd underaged, shit lips."
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Example two -
Person one: "The girl at my school is a total Miminoii, you'll have to see her for yourself!"

by Pluto_ September 28, 2019